Pretzel bites

A playful sex act that involves biting into the soft, salty and sweet lips of your partner after they've eaten a chocolate-covered pretzel.

Shannon loved getting pretzel bites at work, but not as much as Ben did.

by Puntmuffer September 24, 2017

peetotaler

A person who doesn't drink, but likes to witness or participate in the act of being peed on (goldenshower).

Did you read the Steele dossier? It mentions the Potus is a peetotaler.

by Ron R. (PD) October 17, 2020

Canadian Pretzel

When you eat a girl out who is bent in the shape of a pretzel with a side of poutine in her.

Me and my gf are going to have a Canadian Pretzel tonight.

by BUCK-UwU December 23, 2018

salting the pretzel

When a girl snorts a line of coke off a mans dick or out of her snatch.

Joanna is a sick bitch. She loves salting the pretzel after salting her own!

by Salty Pretzel February 8, 2014

Peeta Mellark

One of the main characters from "The Hunger Games" , a trilogy written by Suzanne Collins, a genius. Peeta is the 2nd tribute from District 12 to compete in the Hunger Games, a sadistic game made to entertain the people of the Capitol. Peeta is in love with Katniss Everdeen, the main character of the series, and she doesn't deserve him at all. Peeta is sweet, loving, kind-hearted, brave, strong, and sexy. In other words, Peeta Mellark is what every girl wishes a real boy could be.

girl 1: OMG, I loooooove Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games! He is so amazing. <3

girl 2: I know right. Ugh, I wish someone exactly Peeta could exist, the world would be a better place. <3

by HGfreak101 June 8, 2011

Belgian Pretzel

A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.

When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.

by kps000 June 22, 2009

These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.

You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)

by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007