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Peeny Colada

The far more fun name for a cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).
The perfect drink for a day on the beach is a nice Peeny Colada!
by TrulyGrimm March 21, 2023
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Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.
Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!
by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014
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Peeny Watt

A peeny watt is a very small person or animal- also known as a "Panty Walk" when going laser tagging.
Melissa is such a cute little peeny watt!
by Lilolmem June 2, 2018
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Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
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Peenie Weenie

When you give your vice principal a grotesque, orange, smexy, badly drawn, dick pic
Vise Principal: this is a very inaccurate picture of a Peenie Weenie
by Billiam wonks william February 1, 2022
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