Bob the Angry Pedophile 

A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.

Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.

Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.

Bob the Angry Pedophile by Lighammer June 18, 2009

pedophile 

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.

Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.

pedophile by Ed January 20, 2005

pedephile 

A person who cannot spell.

The person who wrote the definition above me, is a "pedephile."

pedephile by GerardB December 17, 2008

Pedophile Lumberjack 

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.

If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.

Pedophile Lumberjack by BurgWords February 25, 2011

pedophilia 

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

pedophilia by JR April 14, 2005

Peadophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.

"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"

Peadophile by Beng92 November 10, 2009

paedophile 

a sicko

paedophile by (.Y.) October 22, 2003