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Penile region

Harry: My penile region is really hairy

Sharlene: Well you should shave it bitch
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penile instrument

Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner
She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.
by bastubes December 11, 2007
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Penile Tissue

Penile Tissue can be either:

1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.
Zaid: What is up?
Fares: PENILE TISSUE (With a childish voice).
by godog December 23, 2009
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penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured
Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture
by hambone October 19, 2003
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Penile Collision

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011
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pecklewood

Term used to describe rednecks.
Keep walking, pecklewood.
Daniel is a goddamn pecklewood.
by Bellick May 17, 2006
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penile detention

1.DETENTION FOR THE PENILE
2. DETENTION WHERE YOU GET PENETRATED
1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention
by The_Janky_and_spanky_monkey November 13, 2014
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