path dick

When you go for a hike and you finally see another person on the trail. You smile and say "Hi" and they totally ignore you.

I ran into a bunch of path dicks while going up to Siffleur Falls.

by Lynx6 December 8, 2015

expedited path

This is a term created by the FDA to designate a fast track approval for certain drugs that treat life threatening conditions.

Advanced Pharmaceuticals announces that the development of its new drug will follow an expedited path.

by fadikh May 20, 2016

Cycle Path

When someone says that they are insane and deadly but they really aren't.

"this kid is saying he has bloodlust. he's such a cycle path."

by ya boi Space Cowboy May 17, 2021

Path Tag

A sexual encounter one has with other hikers they meet on a trail.

I was deep in the Appalachian Trail when I met a sexy geocacher. We spent the night in a lean-to. Best path tag I've ever had.

by ThorHammering May 24, 2016

path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.

"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."

by Eddy Richtofen October 9, 2014

Garden path

Refer’s to a man’s ‘happy trail’ or lower belly hair. Especially on a teenage boy whose garden path is just beginning to grow.

*teenage boy takes his shirt off*

‘Look at that garden path you’re growing on your belly’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 20, 2018

Shining Path

A “far-left” guerrilla movement in Peru, notorious for boiling babies of peasants. If somebody brings up the Shining Path in a debate; leave.

“You’re a Marxist-Leninist? What so you support the Shining Path? You support boiling babies?”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020