pasty poo

Post drinking alcohol shits that are pasty in nature, thus one can never seem to get their asshole clean

Sorry I used all the TP, I had pasty poo

by p00 July 16, 2006

cheese pasty

A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.

"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"

by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014

Nasty Pasty

A name to call someone when their being mean

'Stop being a nasty pasty'

by Aimee Booth November 6, 2006

pasty white

looking like your skin hasn't seen the sun in years

"Damn that girl is pasty white."

by Rainbow love April 10, 2016

pastie bap

a pastie is a battered almost burger like creation of which im actually not sure of the ingredients.anyhow the pastie is placed inside a bap,and with the optional(though highly recommended)addition of grated cheese it becomes a tasty meal all of its own.

according to speak norn iron"the pastie bap is 100% pure northern irish through and through.it was invented in 1987 to counter the popularity of wimpy burgers in belfast".

gis a pastie bap and a a small cheesy chip and a tin of pepsi

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003

Pasty Smashing

Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists

Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!

by newquay08 October 20, 2008