A mental patient is a person who wants to see one of their collegues at work fired (or see their contract not extended, etc.).
They try to get their target paranoid, and if the target doesn't become paranoid, they try to make it look to the other collegeues as though the target is paranoid, they will try a devil's switch, which is where they fuck something up and make it look as though their target fucked it up, and they will try and ostrecise the target from others in the company.
They often work in groups, accross companies, and target the same individual.
They try to get their target paranoid, and if the target doesn't become paranoid, they try to make it look to the other collegeues as though the target is paranoid, they will try a devil's switch, which is where they fuck something up and make it look as though their target fucked it up, and they will try and ostrecise the target from others in the company.
They often work in groups, accross companies, and target the same individual.
The mental patient targetted George. He had to move to another company, then another mental patient started giving him shit, so he moved to another company, and he was targeted there too.
All of the mental patients had been in contact with each-other
All of the mental patients had been in contact with each-other
by aaaaaaaiiiiieoeoeoeo January 7, 2010
Get the Mental patient mug.Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.
They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
by coldpaws January 30, 2005
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Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!
by RealArif August 28, 2013
Get the Parting the Red Sea mug.To give a parting shot is to say something that may offend or upset whoever is receiving that shot (which is why it's called a shot), and abruptly leaving and / or cutting that person off (which is why it's called a parting shot). It's often used when someone wishes to be the winner of an argument and not receive any hurting comeback, so it is usually viewed as a cowardly act.
Billy: You are such a dick to everyone, man!
John: How am I dick? You're just a pussy.
Billy: Oh? So now I'm a pussy, huh? You know what? FUCK YOU, FUCKING SELF-LOVING PRICK!!!
John is typing something...
Bill has logged out.
John: Lmao. Nice parting shot.
John: How am I dick? You're just a pussy.
Billy: Oh? So now I'm a pussy, huh? You know what? FUCK YOU, FUCKING SELF-LOVING PRICK!!!
John is typing something...
Bill has logged out.
John: Lmao. Nice parting shot.
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Get the fanny parting mug.Showing patience; someone who is able to wait for a long period of time with little or no complaint, despite obstacles and difficulties. Considered a virtue. Someone who dosen't bitch as often.
Jennifer: Wow, we got lost for three hours in San Diego in the hot sun and Alan didn't complain at all!
Kate: Wow, what a patient guy! unlike most of the population who bitch a lot.
Jennifer: I know....bitches!
Kate: Wow, what a patient guy! unlike most of the population who bitch a lot.
Jennifer: I know....bitches!
by FabGonz May 29, 2009
Get the patient mug.Weed and alcohol. What was once a simple, innocent, get together for friends and family, is now essentially a cool kid hangout to "get drunk" and "get high" as if it's the only way to have a "good time". Typically, shitty music is played at these but everyone seems to enjoy it for one reason or another (mostly because a good 90% or so don't have actual personalities).
See also: party.
See also: party.
Dipshit: Dude, are you going to the party this weekend?
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.
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