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Parentphernalia

Useless clutter foisted on you by your well-intentioned but misguided parents when you visit them after having moved out. Includes but not limited to: health gizmos, junk mail still received in your name at your parent's, pamphlets from their latest fixation, plastic junk of all varieties, flashlights, hopelessly lame winter clothes, tchotchkes, written instructions about how to do something simple when you get home, gadgets, doodads, and baubles of all sort.
I went home for thanksgiving and I left with a hydroflosser, three bottles of 'Dr. Jack's herbal elixer', a stack of credit card offers, all my bank statements from a checking account with 5$ in it that I don't use anymore, green microfiber fleece sweat pants, three pens with my uncle's company name on them, and a list of instructions about how to contact my insurance to inform them of change of address.

All that parentphernalia is still sitting in a box in my room.
by AnalRetentive October 1, 2012
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Silent Partner

The man or woman who was already in a quiet public restroom taking a dump, and who stops taking a dump when you enter the restroom or sit down beside them, presumably because they don't want you to hear them taking said dump. They usually wait until you leave to resume their business.
I entered the men's room and sat down for a shit in an available stall. The room was empty, except for one silent partner in the stall next to me. When I was finished, I washed my hands and left, but as the door closed behind me, I heard the whalesong-like sounds of my silent partner resuming his bowel movement.
by Orion1972 March 8, 2013
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ass partners

Ass Partners: A partner for ass stuff. e.g. Novel is an ass partner.
by DefiningAssRelatedWords June 1, 2016
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Chemistry partner

A person you show an abundance of love and romamtic affection towads but do not conside to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, you guys are "testing your chemistry together" hence the name.
I hear that Cole and Samantha are chemistry partners now.
by Doombringer262 October 13, 2016
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Giuliani Partners

Oh, oh them? They're "Giuliani partners". It was love at first sight at their great-grandmothers funeral, nana always was a matchmaker.
by 434d47 June 3, 2018
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Ping pong partners

Sex partners...
Kade told Katie that they were ping pong partners.
by Poiuty November 2, 2016
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workout partner

after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!

my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
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