pacefap

Fapping at the right pace.

Dude, I pacefapped perfectly yesterday.

by TheDude Morpheus June 26, 2016

Pace high school

Since we out here ranting about pace, let me rant a little bit. Pace is literally an example of a fake show, you can’t even walk pass a person in pace that would literally talk shit behind your back especially them Cuban white girls that think they’re the shit when they not but, talk shit about how they can’t get a senior guy attention or dick. We also have the worst freshmen’s and all of them are damn ugly and smell like the damn boys bathroom and roach spray some of them even built like fat Albert and the cospys kids. Yeah sure some are pretty chill and nice but you can’t tell me them fat Albert bitches be talking mad smack when damn well they be looking likebowser. Also, the deans are mad racist and sexist and don’t do shit especially some teachers that I ain’t going to shoutout. So if you come to pace you be blinded seeing the dance team twerking -99 of no ass and the football team getting a concussion by losing from other schools football team. People only come to suck off their bf dick anyways.

Pace high school “Come and join pace and be a proud spartan “
pace is the way!

by Peelingcarrot January 24, 2019

Parchment Class

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class

Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn

by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!

“Carrrloooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

song by the Amateur Transplants, (one of the funiest bands ever)making fun of drugs today

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, it's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
The BMF has 20 thousand different drugs to take, so we thought what could produce to give you all a break,
A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the ass.
It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

We tested it on animals, and none of them survived, but that's ok 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied,
It's first choice for MIMS and even for ME, and COPD, HIVP, and DVP.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

There's often minor side effects, and some are not that rare, like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair, and heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts, but it's fucking cheep and hey, this is the NHS.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerabel, the cortex of a bison,
after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson,
and brings it in to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricein,
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

by (-(-(-(- -)-)-)-) <--- Kirby Mafia November 2, 2007

glacial pace

'At a glacial pace' means 'very slowly'.

Unfortunately, studies of moral judgment move at a glacial pace relative to the speed of neural processing.

by Thaumazo83 September 22, 2013