Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.

“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”

by jmcomedy August 30, 2011

paranoid

when you watch too many horror movies and you´re also autistic/coward and you think that is real

person 1 : dude i watched (litterally every movie ever and i think that (generic monster) is after me
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.

by FRENKI8 June 6, 2017

paranoid reality

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.

Brent, you’re not paranoid, you have a paranoid reality!

by Hunt21 May 30, 2019

Paranoid

Being scared of something to the point you don't trust it

Bob was a paranoid man who was scared of a virus

by Sasuke_uzumaki March 31, 2020

Paranoid Schizophrenic

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.

For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.

by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything

The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021