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Parakophobia

Fear of being watched while no one is arround
When I'm alone, I feel like something or someone is watching me even though I know that no ones there. I think I might have parakophobia.
by ZoudyWasTaken January 23, 2021
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Parachute Club

A dance club, hotel or public house where one goes with the sole intention of picking up another person usually of the opposite sex purely for a sexual encounter. one night stand Colloquially, somewhere to go for a "jump".
"How did you get on down Blanco's last night guys? I hear it's such a parachute club anyone can score there."
by Woweegoodstuff May 23, 2012
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parabasic

A licensed Paramedic who has yet to obtain full Paramedic medical control and is stuck in the dead space between EMT Basic and Paramedic.
Hey Parabasic, cycle me a blood pressure while I start an IV. Oh, and get control.
by Papermedic October 17, 2012
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paracord

I make PARACORD bracelets.
by LIONMAKER December 12, 2016
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papakostas

The best surname in the world; no-one could argue. When people try to pronounce it everyone laughs at the failed attempt, including a papakostas. Usually from ancient Greek times, indicating an ability to the summoning of great strength when needed and some papakostas' have hot bodies. Others are fat-asses who sit on the couch all day eating doritos and watching netfilx by themselves.
Boss: 'Mr Papa-ki-st... Mr Papako-stsadp-asfsdf... Mr PAPA-DOPA-FEW... mr papakostas, please come to my office.'
by OnlyAccurate February 9, 2019
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TARPaulin Parachute

A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.

This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.

In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."
Man, can you believe those fuckers at Citibank? Got a TARPaulin parachute and pissed it away on interior decorating, hookers and blow. Get the pitchforks and torches, I feel an old-school populist rage coming on.
by ghost_brigade February 8, 2009
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Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010
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