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1092 Paradise

A really creepy website which when entered, gives you a prompt to “enter paradise”. One you click the button, it takes you to an image of two doors. Both of the doors lead you to a page that says “Paradise isn’t for you”.

However, if you go to the page with the two doors and scroll all the way down, you will see an image of a man peeking through yet another door. When clicked on, it leads to to a gif of a creepy demon lady smiling on loop. There is also an audio thing and when you click on it, it plays a very creepy song, but in fact, it is actual audio of the first song being recorded.

Often after being played there have been several reports of paranormal activity occurring in the days following.
Let’s play 1092 Paradise.
by JuegoJon February 1, 2021
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parasite

One who lives off of society while simultaneously mocking and hating it.
Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.

Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
by Jack the Dick March 9, 2007
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Burnout Paradise

Burnout Paradise is the seventh installment in the Burnout franchise created by Criterion Games and published by Electronic Arts. It is radically different from last Burnout parts. You game is in sandbox style and you start races by hitting break and acceleration button on marked points on map. Graphics are incredible smooth and colorful – in my opinion it’s the best looking racing game on 256bit consoles. Also there is an option to choose your own soundtrack from HDD since "Cagney" update released on July 10, 2008 for PlayStation 3 and on August 4, 2008 for the Xbox 360
All great modes from last Burnouts are back and new ones are coming almost every month as buy-able content (DLC).

The highlight of Burnout Paradise is the multiplayer mode where dipshits from all over the world will fuck up your day. You just hate playing this game because of those jack asses.

If you're expecting 20+h of tense gameplay you will get it - that fucking awesome, but if you're expecting ultra hardcore game you will be dissopoitment. It's not Grid on ultrahard level.
Burnout Paradise have ruined my life (because for multi).

It's the win for EA and fail for hardcore gamers.
by ShinMoteuchi June 19, 2009
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Gangsta's Paradise

A cool song made by a cool guy appropriately named Coolio.
Gangsta's Paradise is a cool song
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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first amendment parasite

An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.
Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?

Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.
by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020
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gangsta paradise

Welcome to Paradise for Gangstas! Free Continetal Breakfast it includes crack, cocaine, weed, speed, drou, and much more! We have tours of the lovely and scenic projects. We will teach you how to steal cars, get hoes, be a hustler, how not to pay child support, how to play dice, get sum, how to look clean in your white tee, and much much more. As complimentary of jus lookin at this u will receive a free car audio system for ur daddy's caddy!!
"been spendin most our lives livin in a gangsta paradise"-coollio!!
-hey wut can we say we keep our costumers happy-


haha its jus a joke lighten up!!
by tiana January 3, 2005
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Gangster's paradise

A truly epic song in the 90's or some shit. Coolio was the mastermind. Carpe diem.
Man g mans paradise is soo keel, Yolo. Gangster's Paradise.
by Chuck the Buck September 18, 2012
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