reverse-parachute

the ninja move Jesus used to get back to heaven

After the reincarnation, Jesus reverse-parachuted back to "heaven" (scientifically known as the exosphere)

by AirplaneDonk November 20, 2010

Dutch Parachute

When a group of people smoke marijuana under a blanket, much like "dutching" up a car. In the same aspect of "Hot Boxing" a small room. But all partipants must be under a seemingly large blanket and all smoke must be kept within the blanket. Limitless partipants long as you have a blanket big enough. Caution under the blanket gets quiet warm.

Josh: "Dude, I Only Have A Bit Of Weed."

James: "Dude, Well Just Dutch Parachute That Shit."

by Sir Cuttin Sickness May 18, 2009

parachute the boys back down

a euphemism originating from Meg & Dia's song "Roses" used when indicating the need to defecate

I spiked Matt's coffee with a laxative because he was being a douchebag, and shortly after, he needed to use the jonh, announcing politely, "BRB, guys. I need to parachute the boys back down."

by loc2k December 13, 2007

Paracrap

Paragraphs full of crap

WHEN YOU BULL SHIT ON AN ESSAY, YOU WRITE PARACRAPS

by Migueline December 14, 2014

parkchaeforpresident

iconic tiktok blink. the world revolves around them. parkchaeforpresident paved the way for blinkers. now bow down and worship them.

my all mighty lord parkchaeforpresident, u have blessed me with mortality

by n1blinker December 23, 2020

_parkchaewon_

Amazing tik tok fanpage, unproblematic, stan her, gowon is her's don't steal gowon from her!!!

Have you seen _parkchaewon_ in tik tok?
Yes, it's my favourite kpop fanpage❗❗😃

by jays.blondehair December 30, 2020

parkchaeyoungsexual

A parkchaeyoungsexual is someone who is severly attracted to woman called park chaeyoung.

"Hey, do you wanna date?"
"No, not unless you are park chaeyoung"
"Unless im what?"
"*sigh*, im parkchaeyoungsexual

by rosieposieboo July 8, 2021