Sr parasitic

A biological sperm donor that leeches off of anyone that can supply him in any way.

Bobby is getting all Sr parasitic On your ass ever since you loaned him your bicycle that night.

by Waste Management January 26, 2021

cultural parasite

A person or group that attaches itself to a fandom it doesn't know or appreciate, only to fight for it to be fundamentally altered beyond sustainability. They live to kill popular components of culture such as books, films, games, and comics.

Cultural parasites go crazy when fans are acknowledged by studios.

by Stu Donem May 24, 2020

Meme parasite

Someone who receives memes but never returns.

Dude 1: Bro she never reciprocates
Dude 2: So no head?
Dude 1: What? No, shes a meme parasite

by Payton Gibson July 2, 2019

Foot Parasite

The nickname given to annoying children that grab onto your legs and trip you.

I was trying to walk around but some foot parasites tripped me.

by MaroonDog July 29, 2016

demographic parasite

demographic parasite (noun) dem· o· graph· ic par· a· site | \ˌde-mə-ˈgra-fik , ˌdē-mə- ˈper-ə-ˌsīt , ˈpa-rə- \

: A person, social group, community, nation, or broad grouping of people having common traditions, institutions, and collective activities and interests that resembles a biological parasite in living off of, being dependent on, or exploiting another social group while giving little or nothing in relation to the dynamic balance of a population especially with regard to density

A community which maintains its level of population without breeding from its inherent genetic stock is a demographic parasite which requires replenishment from other communities to do so.

by American nomad news on YouTube January 24, 2021

gory parasite

a play-off of the surfer slang "glory parasite." Someone who is a sycophant, people pleaser, yes-man

Ryan Seacrest is such a gory parasite.

by penismcgyer July 13, 2009

Plans Parasite

A label designated for one who does not make plans of their own, but leeches off of other peoples plans. Generally they are not welcomed in but seen as a pest when they show up unannounced.

Person #1: Janaye and I were going to spend some time together last night with Quincy and Emily, but then Tim showed up and our plans were ruined.

Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...

by Son Bon July 17, 2011