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Palestined

Claiming that something is yours when everyone knows it’s not
Bro Palestined my girl
by Henrydavid June 3, 2024
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Palestined

the making up of fictional places that have never existed
This person who told me they are from Narnia palestined me
by 6pointstar May 31, 2024
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Palestined

The act or the claiming of victim status due to a fictional claim on land or property, while misusing a title initially set aside for a different group or organization.
"David Palestined me the other day because I was wearing camo pants, He said I was stealing valor. The guys in JRTC he's not even in the military!"

"I think people who call themselves Native American because they took a DNA test and they're 5%. Cherokee are bit to palestiny for me. It's usually a pretty big red flag"
by Free_@ll_speech January 10, 2024
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Palestine

a country that claims to be a good place but it isn't. its full of pro-terrorism people and anti-semitic people that do not know the real situation going on right now.
hey man have you ever heard of the war going on in Israel?
yeah I heard. lots of people are siding with palestine when they don't even know whats going on. they don't understand all the hate they're putting towards jews and israelis, and they definitely bootlick terrorist groups like their lives depend on it.
by sweetcreamscoops November 16, 2023
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Palestine

A place where all the unicorns and dragons are hanging out together!

Also known as the 2 layers toilet paper
-“Have you heard about Palestine”?
-“ no, what is that?”
Or:
-“Someone just told me that Jesus was Palestinian
-“what a clown”
Or:
“Stop kidnapping 240+ people including babies and shooting them while they are sleeping. what are you, palestine? “
by Speaker of god December 29, 2023
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Palestining

To squat on land while the owners are traveling, only to whine that its yours when they come back. Then when you lose, over and over trying to get it back, you tape and kill like the homeless animal you are.
....and when we got home, someone was sleeping in my bed! I threw him out so he slept in my nextdoor neighbors bed. When my next door neighbor threw him out he went across the street to that neighbors house! They tossed him.out too. The guy was really Palestining all over my neighborhood.
by This jew don't go quite. January 25, 2024
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Palestine

An area in the middle east that is characterised by terrorism, constant whining when facing consequences, and lack of western values.

Also gathers a large crowd of TikTok followers who get their education from a 30 seconds Video.
"YOU attacked me first and now YOU'RE whining"help" when I respond? That's so Palestine of you!"
by TruthSeeker991202 January 14, 2024
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