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"Daddy waht is this?" " A pallet."
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Pallets

Damn that girl has pallets
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pallet nigger

a dirtbag that builds pallets for less than minimum wage, and talks on the cb to other filthys.
i chased that pallet nigger red dog off the cb and now hes crying in his squaller house.
by earl dickerson May 22, 2006
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piklet

the propper term for a 'crumpet'
im having 2 piklets for breakfast
by jethr0w December 9, 2010
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palette cleanser

When you have bad sex with someone and have to find someone else hot to sleep with to get the bad sex out of your memory.
I slept with Jim/Jane this weekend, it was so bad now I need a palette cleanser.
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Mean Pallet

A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.

Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-

'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
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