packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.

-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.

by T-Killa! November 19, 2010

Packing Someone

When two groups of people "go at" each other.

Me: Wow don't call her that.
You: What're you going to do.
Me: Well I'm gonna pack you.
Stranger: Oh, your packing someone.

by Corrupted Souls June 20, 2019

Packing Loco

The fetish of inserting a toy train into one's anus. Preferrably an 00 scale Bachman Mark 1 coach.

Tina'a been packing loco again, look how he's walking

by Mumbles274 February 3, 2009

packing a bomb

When someone has a large amount of smokeless tobacco in their lip at one time, this is considered a "bomb"

Guy 1: Yo check out my lip, its fuckin huge!
Guy 2: Thats sum pussy shit, James has half a tin in right now
Guy 1: Damn, that niggas packing a bomb!

by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 18, 2010

packing darkies

verb - to voluntarily expunge a turd on the basis being scared shitless.

George was packing darkies when he passed out on the couch and awoke with a franga hanging from his coight.

by dero-licked December 19, 2004

packing a minivan

Having anal sex with a soccer Milf

Last night I was totally packing a minivan

by George Mcmahan March 12, 2008

packing pine

Slang for an erection concealed in a man's trousers

"Holy cow, that man sure is packing pine! He must be happy to be here!"

by tbnguy March 16, 2009