by H.E.Y April 24, 2017

Virtual-Particles are a concept in quantum field theory. These particles are not directly observable but are considered to be temporary fluctuations in the quantum field. They can be thought as “borrowed” energy.
by ironyiiioxide September 21, 2023

“Mum get the tweezers I’ve got a particle of pain again”
“I’m not pulling that out again, last time you fainted!”
“I’m not pulling that out again, last time you fainted!”
by Glassie June 8, 2019

When a person has copious amounts of anal sex, that a seperate cavity is formed within the rectum. Over time faeces build up in this cavity until it cannot hold the pressure any more, similar to a dam break. The coming catastrophe causes an implosion, in which the person is sucked into a vortex until they are one tiny poo particle. This shit molecule has the density of dark matter. A phenomenon in which only 1 in every 1,672,200 anal sex havers experience.
Well would you look at that, Scott imploded into The Higgs-Poofuck Particle. Could have seen that one coming.
by MartiPellow June 11, 2020

"Got the registered god particle on my hip, about to have me some hickory-smoked opp"
- Dracula Flow; Dracula Flow 5
- Dracula Flow; Dracula Flow 5
by LordIce5 February 6, 2025

by dwebble November 8, 2022

when every single fiber within your corporeal frame yearns with urgency to do something fun, but to no avail: boredom to the extent of painfulness
by cranioDan11 August 26, 2023
