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Poondering

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
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postering

Generally defined only as a noun, "to poster" is the act of taking a flyer or poster and attaching it to a surface with tacks , tape, magnets, staples or other methods.
DANG YA'LL ! Can you believe Fritz has been postering Austin Texas for over 20 years?
by Motorblade October 25, 2009
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Ponding

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...
"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"
by J00lesC March 19, 2009
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Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."
Stop pootering around and get off the couch!
by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011
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wondering zombie

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie
by loaf56231 October 2, 2006
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Ponding

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993
Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.
by Invitation December 19, 2008
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ponding

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.
Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!
by Rob S January 13, 2005
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