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Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.
Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."
by Colorless green idea January 19, 2010
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pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.
*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"
by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013
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Pomomulous

Something that exceeds previous expectations.

Greater than the greatest; Better than the Best.
That shirt you're wearing is indubitably pomomulous, Bro.
by Brady's Dict. September 16, 2011
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pomogender

Someone who can’t find a a label that perfectly describes their gender identity and/or there might not be a gender identity that exists that describes how they feel
Person 1: Hey I can’t find my gender identity

Person 2: You might be Pomogender

Person 1: Oh, I haven’t thought about that. It might be me since no gender identity fits me perfectly.
by PussyPiamon69 June 9, 2022
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pomosexual

1.someone that does not fit into other labels

2.NOT queer for assholes
3.god or something
person*:is pomosexual*
some idiot: EWWWWW YOU FUCK POMOGRANATES!?!?!?!
person: :(
by axo of the many August 10, 2022
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cal poly pomona

"you go to cal poly, so do I!"
"yeah but I go to the other cal poly"
"there's more than 1?"
"yeah cal poly pomona"
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Pomolita

A ghetto for grades 6-8 in Ukiah, cali, usa. Founders of the concept of ass-douches.
Mom: So what school do you go to?
7th grader: Pomolita...
Mom to her child: Get in the car, lets get the hell out of here!
by rainmanukiah September 8, 2011
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