Pirate

Cross your arms grab the breasts squeeze them together and motor boat them.

"I liked my bitches poop deck and pirated her all night!"

by Chase and Derrik October 29, 2008

pirate

the kicking of a leg after ejaculating on ones eye

Yo, you should have seen how i pirated that hoe last night, she was limping for hour

by billy ;) August 14, 2008

Pirate

This describes a guy who is into sports, loves to drink, and can consume copious amounts of liquor. He's not a particularly good dancer, and usually does not have a steady girlfriend but looks for the one night stands and random hookups with promiscuous women. These men are usually unshaven, have ear piercings and some times sport bandanas. When they speak they feel its neceessary to start a sentence with a profanity and end a sentence with a profanity. There is another offshoot of the modern day Pirate which goes by the name of the Meathead Pirate which can be spotted pumping heavy iron in some secluded dungeon , devouring mountains of food until there at the point of vomiting, taking tons of dietary supplements and sometimes a couple of cycles of anabolic steroids here and there for good measure which attributes to additional hostility and agression. Pirates in general live for the moment and there only goal in life is to soothe the inner beast inside of them whether it be with tons of liqour, random crazy usually unprotected sex with random women, or the occasional bar room brawl. Society labels this small cult of people as Crude, brutal, inhuman, ruthless, savage, vicious ,offensive, raw, attrocious, degenerate, depraved, immoral, sinful and sometimes even evil. But research shows that these so-called brutes are genetically predisposed to this lifestyle they are actually more animal than human in some cases they have a testosterone level 3 times that of a normal man which leads to three times the agression, appetite, sex drive, and capacity for alchohol then the normal man.

That crazy disgusting guy is a pirate!

by eji2010 May 14, 2007

pirate

1. the stupidest kind of person on the face of planet earth
2. idiotic pop goths that buy shit at hot topic and the like.

(to a fucknut wearing a shirt that reads "it's a pirate life for me that you saw on sale at hot topic)
what a fucking pirate!

by Ninja Wolff May 13, 2005

pirate

a group of smelly men mostly, with a few hoe bag women who trollop around grunting and making no sense at all.
excess attire, and full of viruses...these smelly pirates jump into rooms and usually peeps scatter because of the utter smell of these unwashed peeps.

they hate the ninjas only because the ninjas are clean, classy, and creative.

argggg yarrrrr
"i am a smelly pirate, smell my booty"

by trueness to the third power March 13, 2008

pirate

cumming in a girls eye, then charlie horseing her

I gave my pirate, and she didn't like it

by garrett kearney May 13, 2005

pirate

they'll steal your booty. gay put it in guys butts. sometimes takes.

your a pirate. you take it in the butt.

by burnt toast92 October 4, 2008