A type of sexual act that plays out something like this:
A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.
The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.
The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
Last night I fucked my girl pinocchio-style. I had her thinking she was actually good at sex, and that I stopped at the valero for gas instead of the exxon. I got that bitch good, brah!
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He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.
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He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?
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The slang means that when your penis rises and gets hard. It simulates the nose of Pinocchio growing whenever he lies.
The slang means that when your penis rises and gets hard. It simulates the nose of Pinocchio growing whenever he lies.
When Frank saw that sexy college girl, he got a Pinocchio’s Nose.
Frank: look at the chick
Guy 2: she’s hot
Frank: I think I’m getting a Pinocchio’s Nose…
Guy 2: me too!
Frank: look at the chick
Guy 2: she’s hot
Frank: I think I’m getting a Pinocchio’s Nose…
Guy 2: me too!
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