A type of sexual act that plays out something like this:
A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.
The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.
The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
Last night I fucked my girl pinocchio-style. I had her thinking she was actually good at sex, and that I stopped at the valero for gas instead of the exxon. I got that bitch good, brah!
by c0dy5p1c3r August 14, 2010
Get the Pinocchio-stylemug. by burtmack December 24, 2021
Get the infinite pinocchio theoremmug. When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.
by MathPlus December 18, 2020
Get the Trump is the new Pinocchio.mug. Something you say about a guy who think he's the shit, but irl he's just a douchebag. So you use this term to say he has a small dick and balls.
by Idek so stfu May 5, 2018
Get the Rejepik and pinocchio kuglermug. It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.
He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.
by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023
Get the Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfuckermug. When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.
by Prescription Bottle February 16, 2021
Get the Angled Pinocchiomug. The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.
I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
by Penguinsamongus October 6, 2023
Get the Pinocchiomug.