pirthday

Birthday during a pandemic spent in quarantine.

Spent my pirthday alone social distancing.

by Phantomlover April 3, 2020

Pith

Piss with a lisp.

verb used to describe one urinating but pronounced wrongly through the mouth of a person with the speech defect known as Lispspspsps.

Daffy Duck - Im going for a Pith.

Bugs Bunny - Don't you mean piss?

Daffy Duck - Ye thats what i thaid.

by darkandmartyr July 20, 2009

Pilt

1. intoxicated 2. really drunk

"I'm pilt"

by Haley M. Policht May 26, 2004

Pilcher

A "Pilcher" is an archaic (very old) going back to 1600's in England to describe someone who is a worthless or insignificant person. The word is starting to come back into common use and can also describe someone who indirectly steal from their employer but not working...hiding out and sleeping, etc.

You got to keep your eye on Andy, he is one mean Pilcher.

by Sean Rose 1965 December 14, 2017

Philthy Heff

While fish hooking a girl's mouth, you gently place your asshole into her mouth and then proceed to let a big one rip in her mouth, filling her mouth with dirty farts. Finish the philthy heff by closing her mouth and making her swallow your backdoor breeze.

School girl Cindy was being a naughty girl in law class, so the teacher asked her to come after class for a good old philthy heff.

by JBB#4 January 28, 2009

Philthadelphia

Philadelphia is filthy, therefore, it should be renamed Philthadelphia. Really, the town's a dump. No redeeming qualities.

I got a job offer in Philthadelphia, but after visiting, I decided I'd be better of living in a municipal dump.

by Bill Joseph September 29, 2005

Plithe

A large string of sentences that accomplish no end and have no meaning

That book contains so many plithes.

by Kunaldaris June 22, 2004