pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching Big Mouth reads the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

piltacular

A person who hasn't slept stayed up partying , smoking ,drinking who thinks she looks fine looking tore up from the hang over seems disoriented doing odd things,saying weird shit, mumbling shit, that don't make sense, multi personalities looking ugly tore up wearing the same clothes from last night

Dain check out your ex girlfriend Marcy she's looking piltacular she's walking in circles seems confused stands in front of the mirror talking to herself thinks she looks cute in last night's outfit hair all messy . She's piltacular

by Cali'dat March 30, 2019

Pigtacular

a pig pun

that mud is pigtacular

by Alister Aikins October 16, 2019

Pistachiocution

- Execution by throwing pistachios at them until they die.
- Death by pistachios

Friend: "Dude my sister was Pistachonated!"
Me: "So she was nuted on?"

Friend:"...."
Friend: "I shall organise your Pistachiocution."

by The Pistachiocutioner May 13, 2020

Pistacchio Syndrome

AN addictive impulse; a chain-reaction, normally related to food. When you start, you Just can’t stop. Olives, peanuts, chips, etc- you just can’t get enough of them. pile them in until they run out! And you normally have the next one ready to go right after...

At the movies, Anthea experienced an acute bout of Pistacchio Syndrome when she grabbed Mark’s large tub of popcorn and finished it off without offering it to anyone.

Junior started biting his thumb nail, and finished off the other 9. He was grounded by his parents for negative Pistacchio Syndrome

by Sonny Saint April 12, 2020

Pistachio

Pulling someone ponytail so they fall backwards

Shut up or imma Pistachio you

by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021