Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

run-o-phobic

Being actively against people who run

figure 1: i just ran all the way here
figure 2: oh sorry i can't accept that
figure 1: what why??
figure 2: I'm run-o-phobic, AND PROUD

by cacacacacacacaca08 December 3, 2021

aysha-phobic

someone who doesn’t buy you boba and tacos

“yo that motherfucker isn’t buying me boba! he’s aysha-phobic”

“he’s not letting me eat his tacos. he is super aysha-phobic”

by Kakabaka April 27, 2023

Homophobe-Phobic

Someone who dislikes homophobes. Aka someone sensible.
Just don’t be homophobe

“I hate jerks who are mean to homosexuals, I’m homophobe-phobic”

by Mew4713 March 24, 2022

Hawamdeya-Phobic

Hating Hawamdeya and people from Hawamdeya

Torky is from Hawamdeya
I know it’s so obvious he is so bedan
Are you Hawamdeya-Phobic

Yes

by Indigoelmasry February 11, 2024

straight phobic

being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight

she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member

by EQUALITY!! June 1, 2022

crystal phobic

A person who hates crystal girls/boys/people

Me: I hate crystal girls so much
John: The means your crystal phobic

by JustLxquid September 22, 2021