Philadelphia, often reffered to as Philly, is a wonderously tasty full fat soft cheese, first made in America 1872 by William Lawrence (Hero) although the first European records of "cream cheese" date back to as early as 1651... Apperently it has a pH range of 4.4 to 4.9. Mental. Furthermore, it is fantastic on crackers. (Also a city.)
Chris: Hey man, my crackers are really dry... I'm really down.
Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia.
Chris: What would a city do for my crackers?
Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here.
Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.
Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia.
Chris: What would a city do for my crackers?
Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here.
Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.
by pbear21 September 21, 2009
Philadelphia is a dump. The people are douchebags and no one in the city knows how to drive a car at all. There is garbage everywhere and ANYWHERE in the city I go I gotta watch my back for fear of getting mugged. There is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the disgusting locals. And all those places above dubya said are originally from New Jersey, Except Yuengling, and Rita's blows anyway. You might as well yat an ice cude died with food coloring. Its a dump like I said.
by Brian March 04, 2004
A word that is said when a guardian or parent comes into the room. This is said so that any conversations present could be now "g-rated" to adapt to the new person in the room.
Oh what a fine ass that Nicole girl has!
Oh yes definitely! I would just want to stick my-
(parent walks in)
"Philadelphia!"
- my report card in her face and show her my awesome grades!
Oh yes definitely! I would just want to stick my-
(parent walks in)
"Philadelphia!"
- my report card in her face and show her my awesome grades!
by Andrij December 24, 2010
A dirty city with five days of nice weather a year. The other 360 (or 361, depending), it's either too cold, too hot, or rainy to do anything. Too big and to disconnected to be worthwhile; the real-life incarnation of urban sprawl. Only decent thing is the cheesesteaks.
by Andrew Fields May 18, 2005
The greatest city behind New york. Very urban and has the best food in the country ( besides New york). To the person that said Philadelphians were being mean to them, toughen up! get a back bone! Thats how people in the northeast are get over it!
Philadelphia is great!
by Brandi March 25, 2005
The original capital of the US and birthplace of the country we know today. Its a Greek word meaning " brotherly love" hense " the city of brotherly love". The people who live here are mostly known for our incredible pride for our city and our inability to keep our opinions to ourselves. Especially if you are talking bad about the city in anyway you can be sure the city is going to talk back. On the other hand if you show your love for Philly, you will have the entire city behind you.
"When in Philadelphia I started yelling E-A-G-L-E-S but before I could get to G everyone around me was saying it with me!"
by JayP_24 June 22, 2014
by eagleapex April 12, 2011