Pedro Pascal

The internet's daddy

"I'm your daddy"- Pedro Pascal

by www.suckit.com February 13, 2023

Patronize

To give someone the appearance that you're speaking to them kindly, when you're actually insulting & belittling them.

"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)

"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)

"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)

"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)

"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)

"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)

by JustMeJoeKing October 31, 2018

Pedro Pascal

Your cool slutty father

Person 1 : OMG have you seen this guy ?!
Person 2: Yes, that's Pedro Pascal.
Pedro : Hi. Slay... and yass

by Fool5febH February 20, 2023

Skoal Patrol

A group of adults (usually teachers or parents) who keep a lookout for young men (sometimes women) using dip or snuff when they are not supposed to do so.

Guy 1: "Man, I almost got busted by the Skoal Patrol today.."

Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"

Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"

by ShadyRunner February 16, 2009

Patrón

A high quality brand of tequila that comes in Silver (regular white tequila), Reposado (“rested”, aged for 6 months), Añejo (“aged”, aged for one year) and Gran Patrón (triple distilled and aged). It also has two flavored variations XO Café (coffee flavored) and Citrónge (orange flavored).

"You can hit it like a game of ping-pong, if you give me two shots of Patrón." -Missy Elliott

by Icy88 April 14, 2006

Bacon Patrol

The police. The pigs formally known as the police.

"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."

by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack October 3, 2011

Pedrobear

Pedrobear is the spanish version of Pedobear. Pedrobear has a hard time getting his prey. He travels around the US. He speaks spanish, but he understand english. Sometimes he'll try and speak english, which usually results in the following:

Pedrobear: Me gusta

8 year old: ?

Pedrobear: Me gustas tu

8 year old: ....?

Pedrobear: Wanna see my snake?

8 year old: You have a snake? Where? :D

*Pedrobear drops his pants*

*8 year old runs away screaming*

by wtf mate ^^ June 16, 2011