Perfectly Wrapped

1. adj. - describing someone, specifically a male, more specifically a white male, who has a number of high quality physical traits, such as: hot body, hot face, sexy hair, pretty eyes, great athleticism...but it is unknown about the package INSIDE. (Therefore the person using this adjective is not shallow but even the more cautious.

Alexis: "Hey, do you see that guy over there?"

Kiirsten: "Yeah, the one with the pink hipster shades?"

Alexis: "They're orange...but anyways, yeah...he's Perfectly Wrapped."

Kiirsten: "Yeah, but it might just be to cover up a horrible present. He might be a douche. And those shades are pink."

Alexis: "Orange."

by Gallileigha July 8, 2011

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perfectly potty

(Chiefly British English)
1. Crazy, Utterly ridiculous, philosophically disjointed
-or depending on vocal inflection:
2. Delightfully silly

"(To start a new religion) you have to be a person of the type who gets (satisfaction) making people believe something they would have regarded as perfectly potty before meeting you."

Here's a literary example:
"Speaking of ‘lectricity…have this clock and it’s run slow for two years and all of a sudden, whacko, it runs on time. Now I wouldn’t a thought a thing, but Rigby said same thing happened to him. It’s as if they upped the voltage or something.

Darling, you’re perfectly potty."

-excerpt from "Hand Do Lie" by Laureen Vonnegut

by Bitter Blackale September 30, 2013

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