Pasting

Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation.

Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.

You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro.

by Brocoliah July 29, 2012

Pushing up daisies

A nicer way of saying that someone is dead

Its so sad to think that my grandpa is pushing up daisies

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

Pushing Cloth

Pushing Cloth is when you are busting for a crap, and it starts poking its head out of the cave.

Damn it man how much longer are you gonna be I'm pushing cloth out here

by london che February 10, 2006

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

pushing an elephant up the stairs

doing something very hard

1: you been shopping with the missus lately?
2: yea, its like pushing an elephant up the stairs

by Matty (: April 16, 2010

passing licks

blows/punches/slaps etc with one another without actually being involved in a fight.

Passing licks normally used when children exchange blows to one another for no apparent reason without actually being involved in a fight.

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Pushing D

When a boy named Michael pushes his erect cock into a boy named Dan and Pete’s plump ass.

Mike said he’s Pushing D tonight before he gets on Fortnite

by Choched Mongoose January 21, 2022