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punani panini

When two slices of buttered bread (toasts preferably) are placed between a woman's vagina as you perform cunnilingus.

Used in medieval times to make the bitter taste of punani more enjoyable.

Many woman prefer if the sliced bread is eaten after the act is performed.

Part of a nutritious breakfast.
When Alessia came over last night, I gave her a punani panini.

Sabrina loves a good punani panini.

Mom, can you get some sliced bread, i need some for my punani panini.
by olives8244 November 14, 2018
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clean panini

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."
Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.
by Spook5129 August 4, 2009
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white trash panini

If you want something hot for dinner we'll have to split a white trash panini, cuz we only have 2 pieces of bread and yellow american cheese.
by meatul8r December 19, 2008
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Hot panini

A sexual position in which the larger party lies face down and second partner lies in the opposite direction face down on top of first person so that their head is nestled in their partner’s asscheeks, simultaneously offering a warm ass embrace to the bottom partner’s skull. Additional partners may be added as desired, as long as direction alternates at each level.
Would you join my wife and I and make a double-decker hot panini?
by Professor Reuben Tug July 27, 2018
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Face Panini

A Face panini is an act of intimacy, in which a male or female performs oral sex on a female; the female then rolls to the side, and squeezes their face with her thighs.
Hey Brad, why is your face so read?

“Before we started our lovemaking, Debby gave me a face panini”
by Tacocat1980 April 24, 2022
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turkish panini

the turkish panini is a sexually deviant act where the male scissor kicks his partner in the vagina after dismounting from coitus and leaving a creampie in the vagina, upon contact with the vagina bodily fluids fly everwhere causing a filthy mess that resembs the entrails of a turkish panini.
Attila gave Anastasiya a turkish panini.
by haxorz1010 April 22, 2009
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That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
by ezeebee January 18, 2009
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