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Parachute Rules

To go for a night out away from your home town without having anywhere to stay the night, meaning that you have to Pull a chick and stay at her place or die of cold when sleeping rough.
Basically named after the most basic rule of parachuting.

" PULL OR DIE"
-"You fancy coming to Leeds with us tonight? The train leaves Preston at 7 tonight"

-"Yeah, I'm up for that, where we crashing though?"

-"Fuck that mate, we're all going Parachute Rules"

-"Shit! Pull or die? Better go and put a vest on just in case!!"
by Ryan W Jones October 28, 2006
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papacito

A latin male with a talent to charm the ladies, a fine specimen of a latin male. More frequently used as refference to a latin male who is exceptionally attractive.
During the love making, she reffered to him as papacito. So he figured it would only be right to make a YAH00 screen name "mr_papacito".
by Fulano March 24, 2005
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Pabasitable

Word for someone so amazing that u can't think of a word to describe them so you have to make one up.
WOW! That Stephanie sure is the most pabasitable person i know. I wish i could have met her sooner.
by Ederd February 16, 2008
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Palacios, TX

Palacios is also known as City By The Sea. It is in Matagorda County.

Palacios is known as the biggest shrimping port on the coast of Texas.
There are a very large amount of Vietnamese people, so if you go to Palacios it won't be uncommon to go somewhere and hear people talking in Vietnamese. There is a small section of town known as the Vietnamese Village, or the Village that is home to only Catholic Viets.

Palacios's HS team is the Sharks, and they are big rivals with Tidehaven HS's Tigers. Tidehaven is very close and some Palacios residents go to school there.

No Wal-Mart, H-E-B or Buc-ees. We have Super S and Alco.
1: "Hey want to go fishing later?"
2: "Sure, wanna go on down to Palacios?"
1: "Okay, but we'll need to go pick up some bait."
3: "They have live shrimp."
2: "Oh how I love Palacios, TX."
by sm2014 November 15, 2011
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Parachute Club

A dance club, hotel or public house where one goes with the sole intention of picking up another person usually of the opposite sex purely for a sexual encounter. one night stand Colloquially, somewhere to go for a "jump".
"How did you get on down Blanco's last night guys? I hear it's such a parachute club anyone can score there."
by Woweegoodstuff May 23, 2012
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paracord

I make PARACORD bracelets.
by LIONMAKER December 12, 2016
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TARPaulin Parachute

A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.

This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.

In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."
Man, can you believe those fuckers at Citibank? Got a TARPaulin parachute and pissed it away on interior decorating, hookers and blow. Get the pitchforks and torches, I feel an old-school populist rage coming on.
by ghost_brigade February 8, 2009
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