I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

B.P.M.

The acronym B.P.M stands for Breams Per Minute.

James arrived at the wreck and before long he and the rest of the group were fishing at 1.5 B.P.M.

by green923jade May 29, 2017

R.B.P

Random Ball Pain. Experienced sporadically and without warning. Consisting of a sharp or dull pain in the testicles.

Man! I got R.B.P. today.

by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004

B.P.A.M.

An acronym for Baby Powder African Musk.

Typically, a concoction that is applied to the genitals, ass crack and chest hair before a night out to gawk at and/or attract some pussy in the bar or late night pizza/taco shop.

"Larry was lagging again, he had to B.P.A.M. his nuts in case Jess showed up at the taco wagon"

by GDotLarry May 14, 2009

p the b's

Pump the brakes, or "p the b's," is a common vernacular synonym for, "slow down your pony," or "bee-atch this relationship is moving too fast."

One will use "p the b's" to request that his current situation, namely a relationship, lessen its rapid pace.

Monica: Scott, will you move in with me?

Scott: P the b's woman, I just wanna some of your jelly.

by the unpaid intern June 22, 2011

b&p's

Derivative of Borescope and Pullovers, as completed prior to a live fire exercise, derived from a Cavalry Scout, Former Recruiter, avid Fisherman, turned Supply Sergeant, trying to assimilate to the Field Artillery.

Supply Sergeant: We got mechanics scheduled to do our B&P's.
The Sarge: What the f@ck are you talking about Tommy?!?

by ManleyF October 3, 2018

c.p.h.b.

Cannabis Powered Hover Board C.P.H.B.

That guy was so high, he flew bye, C.P.H.B.

by emilejfagerstromiv May 10, 2019