Oven Racking

The act of wrapping shoelaces around an oven rack bar and the other end of the shoelaces around your fingers so that the oven rack hangs freely from your fingers and then sticking your fingers in your ears and "playing" the oven rack with other objects found in a kitchen and even your fingers. The result is that the person with the fingers in their ears experiences an incredible cacophony of beautiful church bell like sounds, and those around hear very little.

" when oven racking it is important to be creative, try spoons, pots, graters, rings, wisks and more..."

by enantiodromia October 19, 2011

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oven-ready

A term used for microwavable Brexit deals

My deal is oven-ready, just stick it in the microwave

by Cintarquo December 7, 2019

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Oven Mit

Four in the pink and the thumb in the stink.

I gave her all I had when she bent over so I oven mitted her.

by Hashoil October 22, 2008

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Oven Mitt

1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.

2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.

1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.

2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.

by Rolostats October 28, 2011