Outdoorsbro

This is a term similar to "basic bitch" in that it defines a subculture that has a consistent set of characteristics. The dudes that love to be outdoorsy.

Phrases:
"I'm thinking about moving out to Colorado"

"You've never tried a SUP? You have to, you'll love it!"
"You've never tried climbing? You have to, you'll love it"

"You've never tried mountain biking? You have to, you'll love it!"
"REI is having a great sale right now"
"Steep and cheap is having a great sale right now"
"You hit that?"
"I'm just gonna send it"
"When I was out in Utah..."
"I just need time in the woods to recharge."
"Do you see that tree? Wow."

Uniform:

Flannel, beard, puffy coat. Drives a toyota truck/sprinter van/truck with cap turned into a house. May either be into patagucci or Fox clothing as two sides of the same coin.Takes great pride in having lived out of a car for a period of time. Probably wears skater shoes or boots.

Music:

Heavy Metal or Jam Bands

Features:

Instagram full of outdoor activities
Enough equipment to run a summer camp. At the thought of trying something new, they buy all the gear.

Yeah I'm sure he has extra climbing gear, he's an outdoorsbro.

Oh, he's an outdoorsbro? Let me guess, he's headed 'out west' this winter

by dcleary November 11, 2018

Drugstore Outdoorsman

A Person found in a back country area who has no idea how to survive in the wilderness without massive amounts of unnecessary equipment and expensive provisions. He/she typically has all brand new equipment but not much understanding of how to use it to stay comfortable in the wilderness. These persons sometimes never leave the comfort of their 4 Wheel Drive SUV no matter how deep into the sticks they travel. Insects find them the most appealing to swarm on and bite. The smoke from the campfire always blows toward them.

I was near the ridge line in The Pisgah National Forest sleeping in my tent after a day of backpacking the A.T. when I was nearly run over by countless drugstore outdoorsmen in their jeeps out for a night romp on the jeep roads nearby. Their engine noise and music players kept me awake while they took turns pulling each other's vehicles from the mud for hours before a Drugstore Outdoorsman lit a huge gasoline fueled fire to cook hot dogs and marshmallows at midnight.

by Hiker 77 October 18, 2012

the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors

A new church created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that isn’t a non-profit or subsidiary of other belief systems like the Church of Later Day Saints is to the Church of Scientology. Also, our chapel is outdoors.

One of the main differences between my church, the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors, and Christianity is that we believe God is actually Technology. Like the “amber cloud enveloping on itself” in the book of Ezekiel from the King James Bible.

by theBlackSheep June 9, 2023

Outdoer

An outdoer claims to be more everything than the apex of the apex of any animal. Another word for an outdoer is an overachiever.

The guy from the gym stopped a bus with his body to keep a kid from getting hit. Another guy saw this happen, so he decided he had to inform three bus drivers that three groups of kids were crossing three different streets so that he saved more of them without ending up in the hospital or breaking a sweat. The second guy was an outdoer, an outthinker, an overachiever.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2018

urban outdoorsman

1) A politically correct euphemism used to describe chronic homeless persons.

2)A term used to cast a positive or sympathetic connotation upon the parasitic and unrespectable criminal lifestyle choice of the American bum.

3)A term used to describe habitual abusers of illegal substances and career beggars or criminals with no permanent residence or legitimate source of income.

4)Someone with an aversion to work.

That urban outdoorsman just took my change and walked straight into a liqor store, I can't believe it.

by Justin Corba December 18, 2006

the great outdoors

wen the girl asks to pick a bush, thn the man follows the girl into a bush in a park/dog park/private garden. and hav amazing but quiet sex. trying not to get caught.

'pick a bush i want to do it in the great outdoors'

by dogigeon October 1, 2007

Outdoorsyness

The ability to stay outside without internet or any sort of comfort brought by civilization

"Bear Grills is the man, he seriously makes me doubt my outdoorsyness."

by Jherome Cubane May 20, 2016