Outdoorsbro

This is a term similar to "basic bitch" in that it defines a subculture that has a consistent set of characteristics. The dudes that love to be outdoorsy.

Phrases:
"I'm thinking about moving out to Colorado"

"You've never tried a SUP? You have to, you'll love it!"
"You've never tried climbing? You have to, you'll love it"

"You've never tried mountain biking? You have to, you'll love it!"
"REI is having a great sale right now"
"Steep and cheap is having a great sale right now"
"You hit that?"
"I'm just gonna send it"
"When I was out in Utah..."
"I just need time in the woods to recharge."
"Do you see that tree? Wow."

Uniform:

Flannel, beard, puffy coat. Drives a toyota truck/sprinter van/truck with cap turned into a house. May either be into patagucci or Fox clothing as two sides of the same coin.Takes great pride in having lived out of a car for a period of time. Probably wears skater shoes or boots.

Music:

Heavy Metal or Jam Bands

Features:

Instagram full of outdoor activities
Enough equipment to run a summer camp. At the thought of trying something new, they buy all the gear.

Yeah I'm sure he has extra climbing gear, he's an outdoorsbro.

Oh, he's an outdoorsbro? Let me guess, he's headed 'out west' this winter

by dcleary November 11, 2018