Optimistic Pessimism

Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.

Optimistic pessimism is a great way to live your life, because you can't lose.

People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.

by I hate optimists April 25, 2010

Optimus Prime

The result after Chuck Norris banged a truck.

Optimus Prime could kick your ass

by xVinnie2o9x February 23, 2009

optimistic

Being positive all the time. Recovers from anger or sadness very quickly or doesn't feel bad emotions at all. Usually very high spirited or loves to smile, you'll know 'em when you see them.

Jaime is so optimistic, nothing brings her down!

by AcetheSpade December 9, 2007

Optimus Prime Style

A very highly advanced sexual manuever. Starting in laying down doggy style, man on top, you slowly as a team move to crouching doggy style. Once that has been completed in one swift motion she swings her leg around, while insertion is still taking place, into a crabwalk position. This is not for the weak of heart or decepticons.

Hannah: What happend last night?
Brent: You kept asking me to fuck you optimus prime style.
Hannah: Oh. That's why Willie kept saying "autobots roll out!" while I was leaving this morning.

by gingerloversRus October 15, 2009

OpTic Hutch

Only the manliest call of duty player ever. Has a sick lip ring and does manly quick scopes. Also doesn't take any shit. Also has a ton of fanboys.

Fanboy #1: DuD3 i'M sO 1337 i sHoUld B IN OPtiC LulZ.
Average Player: Shut the fuck up, what are you three? You're no OpTic Hutch.

by IKingJIElly July 6, 2010

Optirectalitus

It's what you Say when someone has a shitty out look on life

That man has optirectalitus

by Tazzin June 4, 2016

optimuscoon

The sworn enemy of nigatron. His whole existence is to stop nigatron from raping, free styling, looting, and beating in the hood.

Damn, Optimuscoon just wuped nigatron's ass.

by anonymous August 27, 2017