opener

the first of a series of items, events, etc

The opener he requested a heavy duty sandblaster.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2011

Can Opener

A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can.

Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?

A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here.

Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.

by Oregontrials November 30, 2009

Fart-Opener

A fart of such noise and strength it can just open a bottle of beer to open a cold one with the boys

"Dude I swear to God I had Fart-Opener last night, it smelled! "

by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

rift opener

A very skilled magician/sorcerer. These people are very rare, but not nearly as rare as those who have become a conjunctioner. Rift openers are powerful enough to be able to open a rift in time and freely travel between any galaxy within outer space and any spacial body therein. They are also able to open rifts between worlds so as to allow Ancient Ones, Elder Gods, and creatures of hellish strength and proportion to enter our world.

The rift opener has no power compared to the conjunctioner.

by E April 5, 2005

eye opener

1. An alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.

2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.

I used to dread morning kickoffs, but now I look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.

by Putting the Cock in Cocktail October 22, 2010

eye opener

A drink consumed whilst on route to a club or bar.

"The other's have gone ahead to the bar, so let's just nip in here for an eye opener".

by BGMH October 9, 2011

eye opener

When you are fucking a girl in any way but you pull out and nut in her eyes.

Cumming all over her face sure was an eye opening experience!

by Blue Meanie February 13, 2003