the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.
Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.
by Jimmy Haywood November 27, 2008
by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013
by Ldogg October 13, 2014
"to plop one out" is slang for "to give birth." it is often used when making fun of the birth-giving process.
Pa, I just plopped another one out? Where can I put it?
SUE ANN, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO PLOP ONE OUT WHEN COMPANY IS OVER?
SUE ANN, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO PLOP ONE OUT WHEN COMPANY IS OVER?
by Mofo Egg Salad November 16, 2006
by Sexii Panda June 23, 2009
Get the tap one out mug.
When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.
(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"
"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"
"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'
by kapooch102 December 24, 2011