Mutley'ing one out

the act of coming home drunk and attempting to masturbate but through the frustration of not achieving an erection making the noise of Dick Dastardly's dog under your drunken breath (razzle frazzle razzle frazzle rick rarstardly) whilst holding your floppy cock in your hand.
Bruv, I was so wasted last night I got home and tried to have a wank but ended up Mutley'ing one out instead.
by Jimmy Haywood November 27, 2008
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banging one out

my wife just said she will be home shortly, i better be banging one out
by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013
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Buzz one out

The female version if "rub one out". The act of female masterbation with a vibrator.
That movie made me so horny afterwards I had to buzz one out!
by Ldogg October 13, 2014
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plop one out

"to plop one out" is slang for "to give birth." it is often used when making fun of the birth-giving process.
Pa, I just plopped another one out? Where can I put it?

SUE ANN, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO PLOP ONE OUT WHEN COMPANY IS OVER?
by Mofo Egg Salad November 16, 2006
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Rub One Out

To Masturbate;To rub till u get an orgasm
You are the one .. I think about.. when I rub one out..Rub one out.
by Sexii Panda June 23, 2009
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tap one out

I'm going home to tap one out.
by Snaprr August 28, 2010
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squeeze one out

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.
(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'
by kapooch102 December 24, 2011
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