Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.

Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017

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I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

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Finched One Off

This is when someone with the surname "Finch" excretes toxic chemicals into the local atmosphere. These chemicals contain chemicals such as Methane, which can cause dire effects, For Instance, Cholera, Diarrohea. These chemicals can be excreted via the rear end, sweating, or from wearing sewage clothes, such as a fake Arsenal shirt. Unfortunately, there are no known cures for this unfortunate disease, but a Deodrant can, and a bath would be very helpful

"Oh bloody hell Craig, you've Finched one off"

by Christopher Chapman September 26, 2006

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