Pinch It Off

To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.

Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"

by Canned Coolwhip October 22, 2010

shreking off

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

by A brogre December 26, 2013

jilling off

The feminine version of jacking off

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.

by whatadickhead August 04, 2016

Curl Off

Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs

I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

flipped off

to have someone put up their middle finger at you.

Dan: Damn girl, your fucking hot
*girl shows him her middle finger*
Dan: Oi! She flipped off at me

by Davie Jonesie August 14, 2011

Munt Off

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else

I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits

by Muckyfingers82 May 28, 2022

Delayed Off

To be laid off at a specified, future date.

Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.

Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."

by KILLA435.5 February 03, 2014