Odie

An immensly slow minded person who never does anything right. They are usually very lazy as well as very hideous. The gruesome facial features are usually a result of the generations of imbreeding. A jutting forehead mostly covering the eyes is always a predominant feature as well as morbid obesity and a slight gimp. Although no one has discovered the reason behind it, the birth name of all currently known Odies are Brandon.

Joe: I gave Odie this job to do 14 hours ago and he hasn't even started it yet, where the fuck is he?
Ben: He has been on the shitter for about 14 hours I believe, you should go check there.

by Xolker May 6, 2010

Odie

Garfield's pet dog. Do not let your dog watch The Garfield Show or he/she will become braindead like Odie.

Odie is my favorite cartoon pet.

by frabrizio March 1, 2017

Owine Fucks Swines

When a Example:Owine fucks a swine it means a kid named Example:Owine has anal sex with a pig after hypocritically accuses someone of masturbating a dog

Guy 1: Man Example: Owine fucks swines right?
Guy 2: what did Example: Owine do to you?
Guy 1: said I jerk off dogs the thick-head.

by therandomguyontheinternet35463 December 5, 2019

Orine

This non-binary lesbian is LITERALLY the best person ever. They're your ride or die and are def the life of the party. They would do anything with you and will always be with you but screw up once and you're dead. They can be very weird at times, and VERY sarcastic. Also, lots of diff personalities to diff ppl. (Just don't get on their bad side lol.)

Omg, Orine is literally the funniest and craziest person I've ever met.

by overyq July 6, 2022

Opine

1. to be out of it; absent-minded
2. to be intoxicated
3. to smoke weed

Opiner
1. a bong

I went to In & Out after we opined last night and the guy working there was also opined. I cant wait till we hit the opiner again.

by jake BZ May 16, 2006

Odin

A shit dad who couldn't raise his three children right and also could visibly tell who the favorite child was.

(Also Loki approves of this definition)

Me: Hela, Loki, and Thor could have been THAT trio if Odin wasn't a shit dad.

by Vormir's Death Music October 13, 2019

ondine

the left nipple of an obese man between the ages of 56 and 71.

guy: wanna see my ondine?
girl: ew, man, you are too old.

by Joe Hallforbestelly January 21, 2008