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Paul the Octopus

is a common octopus living in a tank at a Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany. The octopus is used as an animal oracle in an attempt to predict the results of football matches, usually international matches in which Germany is playing. Paul came to worldwide attention with his accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup.
In Paul the Octopus' two year career he has successfully predicted 11 out of 13 matches. Meaning he has an 85% success rate.
by JPRaptor July 11, 2010
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Octoplug

When one woman has 8 men at once.

1 penis in mouth
1 penis in vagina
1 penis in anus
1 penis inbetween boobs
1 penis underneath each arm pit
1 penis in each hand
Dude call Tanya and tell her to come to Dunners, the dudes want to go an octoplug
tonight.
by Happy Johnny September 22, 2009
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Ceiling Octopus

(n.) A person who really loves to celebrate the oncoming of a new season.

(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.
Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...

Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!
by yourmom642 July 26, 2011
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Mis-Informed Octopus

The act of placing your thumb in your rectum, and using the other four fingers to scratch and paw at your grundle(*see Angry Spider). Then tell your partner to place there thumb in your rectum as well and to overlap there fingers over yours and copy the same movements as you.

This forms the image of an octopus with its head stuck in a hole.
Say Chuck, would you like to perform a Mis-Informed Octopus with me tonight....
by wilson james September 15, 2010
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Octopus

A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.
That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.

That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.
by Sri Lankan Catnap January 17, 2009
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octoparrot

An unnatural combination of two unlikely constituent elements, the result of which should not exist. From _The Simpsons_.
How can you mix red wine and gin? That's an octoparrot!
by Cheese Burger October 29, 2008
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Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

Simultaneously the best and worst movie to ever be made. 90 minnuets of your life that you will never get back and you will not want back. It is exactly what it sounds like.
I just watched "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus." I don't even know what to say.
by The Wandering Mousepad July 25, 2010
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