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October 26 

Only pussies are born on this day they have terrible hair, have a shit sleep schedule, and are the most unluckiest people ever.
October 26 is the most shit day to be born
October 26 by Gabuko November 24, 2021

October 26 

Its National Lose Your Virginity Day. Since Spooky Szn is just around the corner why celebrate an commemorate National Lose You're Virginity Day. Go out there and get some pussy/dick. If you’re a Virgin or Non-Virgin go out there on the 26 and get lit!!!
Person 1: Its October 26 and that means its National Lose Your Virginity Day and i was wondering if you were down yk what im sayin?

Girl: Yeah fo sho my place at 10:00
October 26 by ClumpyClaus October 18, 2019

October 26 

On October 26 is a day to have sex when ever with how ever and the whole day is no homo and not incest.
Let’s have sex ( their name ) today because it is October 26
October 26 by Plz add this👍 October 18, 2019

October 26 

Person 1:send nudes
Person 2: no
Person 1: its october 26th
Person 2:ugh fine
October 26 by Yowieee October 20, 2019

October 26 

National Humiliation Day
The day where in some way you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate embarrassing situation
Hey, I wouldn’t go to that dance if I were you, it’s on October 26.
Why?
It’s national humiliation day, I don’t think it’ll end well.
October 26 by sadbish October 21, 2019

October 26 

National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it
EVERYONE : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
EVERYONE : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”
October 26 by Bobthecreeper2008 October 21, 2019