She is fat because she has OCD.
Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?
No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?
No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
by Herman C September 14, 2011
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Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD
by lanman1219 December 4, 2010
Get the Obsessive Meeting Disorder mug.Obsessive attention towards someone you're infatuated with in a controlled environment where both parties regularly see one another at a certain time. These feelings are usually one sided, and usually only felt by the person doing the shadowing.
Ex. Boy: Dude, there's that stalker chick coming our way again.
Boy 2: Stalker? I believe she's obsessively shadowing. She only does this while here at school and in between two out of 9 total class periods. Otherwise, she tries hard to NOT graduate up to stalker.
*girl walks past them, glancing at boy 2 with a smile. He smiles back, and boy 1 looks shocked.*
Boy 2: See what I mean, she's harmless.
Boy: I'd still pull her aside to talk about this, just to be sure.
Boy 2: Yeah, I guess. But all 7 periods, she doesn't even come anywhere near me at all. Outside of school, she's doing her own thing. If she were stalking, she would be doing it 24/7/365 and she would be doing it after school as well as during school.
Boy 2: Stalker? I believe she's obsessively shadowing. She only does this while here at school and in between two out of 9 total class periods. Otherwise, she tries hard to NOT graduate up to stalker.
*girl walks past them, glancing at boy 2 with a smile. He smiles back, and boy 1 looks shocked.*
Boy 2: See what I mean, she's harmless.
Boy: I'd still pull her aside to talk about this, just to be sure.
Boy 2: Yeah, I guess. But all 7 periods, she doesn't even come anywhere near me at all. Outside of school, she's doing her own thing. If she were stalking, she would be doing it 24/7/365 and she would be doing it after school as well as during school.
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by Ae5Ea8 June 2, 2015
Get the Obsessive Taping Disorder mug.Not to be confused with the mental disorder, OCD, OGD is a lot less serious and more common among youth. Those suffering from OGD-- obsessive gossiping disorder-- can't help but gossip. They are the one's constantly subtweeting on twitter about their best friend's ex-boyfriend's cousin's drug dealer, and the like.
Maya: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to tell you about that. Oh wait, maybe I did.
Brody: It's okay; it's not your fault you suffer from OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder.
Brody: It's okay; it's not your fault you suffer from OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder.
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by Ada February 24, 2004
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Anything that ever relates to what a hippie is sets them off and cause them to hateful rant
Anything that ever relates to what a hippie is sets them off and cause them to hateful rant
See that wingnut ranting about liberal policies being {hippie politics? That guy has Obsessive Hippie Disorder
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