ossum

A common misspelling but the proper pronunciation of the more superfluous awesome. Note the brevity of this version, making it much more appropriate for normal situation. Examine these contrasting examples:

"Forsooth, the divine wonders of the Lord God Almighty on High be verily awesome."

"Dude, that game was ossum."

by MarkusRTK February 12, 2004

OSSM

An abbreviation for the Oklahoma School of Science and Math, connotations also linked to torturious prison, meaningless life, and juvenile.

If OSSM is your life, im sorry.

by Zoheb April 19, 2005

ossining

A Place in upper westchester thats off the hizzle foshizzle. Them Straight up thugs of o-town chill down in sing sing and on spring street where you betta bring your sawn off.

Damn this town is ghetto. I must be in ossining

by fhurek May 31, 2004

Ossian

Ossian is very handsome and has a huge dick

Omg, I hooked up with a random guy last night and his dick is so big, he must be named Ossian

by BigDickFrickFrick February 5, 2021

Ossett

Small industrial town in West Yorkshire. Half-way between Wakefield and Dewsbury - two of the greatest piles of shit in the world - but it is a fairly normal town itself.

"Where's Ossett?"

"How the fuck can you not know where Ossett is? It's a circle of life in the land of death"

by Professor January 10, 2004

ossum

derived from the dead word 'awesome' which died a cruel and lingering death in the early twenty-first century. Originally something producing mouth-opening amazement, the word degenerated into a meaningless blather, frequently the opposite of its' intended meaning. Used by aspiring hipsters, noobs, and TV personalities to denote anything from the mildly interesting to the flatly mindless, its' evolution necessitated the new spelling to distinguish it from its' former relevance.

His ipad was about as ossum as a possum/"I farted." "Ossum!"/"You are so clever, so hip- may I touch the ossum hem of your garment?"

by caerhawk February 16, 2010

Ossining

A town in Westchester County, New York, located 30 miles North of NYC on the Hudson River. Home of Sing Sing Prison.

I'm from Ossining...

by Michelle November 25, 2003