Golden opportunity

Drunkenly peeing the bed when company is over and blaming it on them in the morning

"Dude, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah bro, but I was so wasted I pissed the bed"
"Did you blame it on her in the morning?"
"No, why?"
"Then you, my friend, missed a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY"

by wiznerd1 June 3, 2011

Equal opportunity friend

A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.

"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".

by Whiteymcwhiterson September 15, 2011

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014

Equal Opportunity supporters

When you support all groups of people regardless of their race; gender, religion, or creed.

Chief Anjelo's and his non profit organization prides themselves on being Equal Opportunity supporters, they will not judge people.

by Jamison Latimor October 8, 2016

every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021

missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.

YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"

by aaw1 April 15, 2022

Skindow of Opportunity

When your kids aren't home and you might get to have sex.

Andy's skindow of opportunity was closing. They had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they'd be alone again.

by Roadhouse2769 November 22, 2016