Fugee naps

Literally, refugee naps. Refers to extremely bad "naps," as in "nappy hair," a derogatory term for African-American hair. (Derived from nap, as in, the relative fuzziness of a paint-roller or carpeting.)

Jason: "Go tell Ms. Page, 'Nice fugee naps.'"
Karl: "Okay."

(Karl is subsequently suspended from school.)

by Eminem June 12, 2003

nwap

Something that was not a problem before but is considered now.

The word is from the acronym NWAP meaning "never was a problem" and is used to describe anything that was never an issue.

The statement was nwap.

by Me Roboto March 31, 2022

napsturbation

Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.

Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.

by Jeff and Crosby December 14, 2008

Napsexual

The near antonym of pansexual. Occurring when an individual has a profound dislike or hatred, and lack of sexual attraction toward anyone. But they love naps.

James: Hey there sexy, you wanna go out ;)

Jennifer: First, you have no game. Second, my only attraction is gravitated toward naps. Third, I just hate you in general.

James: Oh, so you’re a Napsexual?

Jennifer: That’s fucking stupid. Just like you. God, I’m tired.

by CawryGoneAwry November 13, 2017

napster

Part of the "Let's hate Metallica" tren, in which case people were furious to have to spend another 10 minutes downloading a new free illegal file sharing program.

Napster's gone...amazingly my life feels no different.

by get over it cock May 26, 2003

napster

Formerly the name for the internet's premier file-sharing program. Now means to take a small nap where you don't actually usually fall asleep.

Dude, I'm wasted! I'm going for a napster.

by Rob Spendley May 29, 2004

napsterbating

Masturbating from pr0n found on p2p servers like Kazaa and Napster.

"Where's Mike?"
"He's napsterbating, as usual."

by Anonymous August 11, 2004