Nunes

(v) Messing around (usually on a ukulele) when you should be doing something important such as an essay.

Friend: Hey B, what're you up to?
Me: Well definitely not this paper! I'm Nunes'ing and eating some peanut butter crunch because I feel like poop.
Friend: Oh yeah, I was Nunes'ing earlier today. And F*** that paper.

by PwnagePanda January 14, 2009

nuked the fridge

The movie version of "jumped the shark".

Indiana Jones 4 nuked the fridge went they nuked the fridge.

by LMG9 May 26, 2008

cuck-nundrum

When, while in the process of wiping your anus, you get poo on your fingers. Now it has to be decided whether you pull up your pants with shit-fingers, or you penguin walk to the sink, pants around ankles, to wash your hands first.

This excessive diarrhea made me get shit all over my hands. I'm in a public restroom, and need to wash off my hands, but I don't want to walk out there with my pants around my ankles. Jeez...this is quite a cuck-nundrum!

by alxorange December 9, 2009

seven point nined

IGN cube's fanboy-favorite editor Fran Mirabella III unleashed an unwanted horse-head into the beds of many Gamecube owners. This happened when he scored Nintendo's "killer-ap" for the 2003 holiday line up - Mario Kart:Double Dash - the long awaited sequel to Mario Kart 64... with a dissapointing and medicore score of 7.9. This action outrages the fourm members of IGN and it became the gamecube's version of "pwned"

Action: I give X a 7.9
Reaction: YOU ARE TEH SUCK!!!!

by Jord April 14, 2004

nuked

To be strong, muscularly fit, or in good shape.

Dude when I start going to the gym I'll be nuked!

by Turtle Mcfly April 27, 2014

Noneday

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

by Penguin January 17, 2005

Nunned

-Verb

To be forced into service as a nun.

If you mysteriously wake up in a monastery in some small town in Europe, wearing black robes, you've been nunned.

Dennis: "Dude, why are you wearing a robe...?"
Harry: "..."
Dennis: "Oh, you got nunned, didn't you!"

by I will nun you October 25, 2009