nookser

The part of a restraint system (seat belt, harness, etc) that goes between the legs. commonly refered to as a "croch strap".

When I went on the sky swing, the seatbelt included a nookser to keep me from sliding under it.

by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

fig nooters

iCarly parody of Fig Nuetens (the cookies)

Spencer: it's just a bunch of fig nooters! what's up with the fig nooters??!

by c pop loves dick March 25, 2016

Nooper

Someone who poops in the nude. Nude + pooper = Nooper. A small (yet passionate) segment of society that finds it impossible to defecate while being encumbered by clothes.

Look at that fool. He can't poop with clothes on. He's such a Nooper.

by The Nooper June 28, 2016

nooner

A wheelie on a motorcycle.

Joe squid was pissed at the driver so he popped a fat nooner and blew past him.

by Joe Squid May 9, 2020

nooked

Act of being fucked.
Derived from the slang word nookie in the 1920's
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Dude 1; did u know there's a math test tomorrow?
Dude 2: oh shit! There is? Damn.im nooked.
Cja:)

by thesupafreshness January 13, 2011

tatty-noopers

the most juvenile way to describe a woman's "tats"

"damn, look at those tatty-noopers, they're ginormous!!"

by Run January 19, 2006

nooner

High Noon hard seltzer

Nothing better than pounding nooners with the boys

by Colonizer43 March 13, 2021