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noodle

to have sex with someone if you are not completely erect
"yo, i heard my boy got drunk and gave her the "noodle"'

"yeah he noodled the shit out of her, ya heard"
by Dr. Ew 22 October 26, 2008
mugGet the noodlemug.

noodle

1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.

2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.

3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.

Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...
Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street

Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles

Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
by Don Zardeone August 1, 2009
mugGet the noodlemug.

NOODLE

ANDREA PAIGE DILLON.

WHEN YOU ARE WET AND YOU WILL GO FOR ANYONE THAT IS THERE.
by the baddest bitch seeeyuhhh December 9, 2010
mugGet the NOODLEmug.

noodle

It is slang for an asians penis.
"man hes got a small noodle"
by wakawaka43 January 13, 2014
mugGet the noodlemug.

Noodles

Guitarist of the punk-rock band the Offspring whose real name is Kevin Wasserman, who was the janitor of Dexter Holland and Greg K's high school. Dexter Holland and Greg K invited him to join the band because he was over 21 and could get them alcohol.
Stupid Offspring Fangirl: OMG DEXTER HE'S SO HOT!
Me (real Offspring fan): What do you think of Noodles?
Stupid Offspring Fanirl: Who's that?
by Schuyler K February 12, 2009
mugGet the Noodlesmug.

noodle

A noodle is a dork of any kind. also known as chad geek nerd loser. They typically wear tighter jeans, a polo shirt with the collar up and a abercrombie hat. (most suburb kids)
" I can't believe what a noodle Todd is. Talk about a chad."
by tara lynn November 16, 2006
mugGet the noodlemug.

noodling

When you poke your cock out the hole of your boxers thus allowing it to breath and receive fresh air.
I was just playing xbox live and noodling when my mom walked in, it was quite a shocker.

When no one is home i make sure to do a little noodling around the house.
by sandgalaxy9 November 23, 2009
mugGet the noodlingmug.

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